Computer-related humor

A few samples of computer-related humor collected on the Internet over the years - attributions may be incorrect:

• Know Your Unix System Administrator - a Field Guide
• Bastard Operator from Hell by Simon Travaglia
• Nine Types of Users
• A Problem in the Making
• C & Unix are a Hoax!
• ...and Pascal as well...
• Alice in Unix Land
• God and a Computer
• Infobahn
• Sysadmin's day
• How do you know you're spending too much time with your computer
• Evolution of programmers
• The Loginataka (Dialogue between a Guru and a Newbie)
• Hacker's Test v. 3.0
• Politically Correct Unix
• Tolkien Ring Network
• Funny answers to Unix commands
• Pricing of .sigs
• NOSMOKE driver
• Befuddled PC Users Flood Help Lines
• Computer Nightmares by Jeff Liebermann
• Unix to Unix Beer Protocol - UUBP
• 31 signs that technology is taking over your life
• Computer viruses I'd like to see
• 101 things you don't want your system administrator to say
• Why the internet is like a penis
• Real Computer Scientists Don't Write Code
• Real Programmers...
• Real Software Engineers Don't Read Dumps
• The Task: Go To The Store

These are not quite computer-related, but I was unable to resist the temptation to include the links:

• On The Ad Hoc Use of Latin
• Advices on Writing Style
• Glossary for Research Reports
• Feynman! Did you take the doors?

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