Title: UNIX finally useful

A new command has been introduced to UNIX. Sources at UNIX Inter-
national,  Inc. indicated, that the following command will be in-
cluded  in  a  future  release  of  the  UNIX  system   (probably
SVIR3.1.4-42).

NAME

uubp -- Unix-to-Unix beer protocol

SYNOPSIS

uubp [-acefghlqy] site

DESCRIPTION

Uubp allows the user to transfer beer, ale,  or  other  fermented
grain beverages between network sites. Using TCP/IP (telecommuni-
cation protocol for imbibing pilsners), uubp encodes beer from  a
local  file  system  into  packets suitable for FTP (fermentation
transfer protocol) delivery at a remote IP site.

Example:

% uubp -c"AMBER" -f0.7 -y0 -q2 198.137.240.100

The preceding example sends two six-packs (-q2) of amber  ale  (-
c"AMBER") with a fizziness quotient of 70%, brewed using yeast of
type 0 (saccharomyces cerevisiae) to PI address  198.137.240.100,
which is the IP address of the White House.

RESTRICTIONS

Both source and destination sites must be running uubp-daemon. In
addition, local restriction exist in many areas for the transpor-
tation alkohol across state lines. The Electronic Frontier  Foun-
dation  is currently involved in litigation to ensure the ability
to distribute beer through the uubp  protocol  according  to  the
21st  Amendment. To support the SIG of EFF devoted to this cause,
join the Homebrewers of the Electronic Frontier Engaged  in  Win-
ning  Electronic  Independence and Zeroing Establishment Nonsense
(HEFEWEIZEN), or send mail to hefeweizen@eff.eff.org. Be sure  to
include the entire text of this manual page.

NOTES

Have a homebrew!